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# All night, all night #
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
[Door Opens, Closes]
Tell me that you want the kind of things
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
[Chattering]
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
Can't buy me love
You can do anything you want.
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
Yep! That's it.
We gave 'em a good show.
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
[Dance Rock]
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
I could touch you really nice
My hair is such a mess!
How do you know all this stuff?
Can't buy me love
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
I don't care too much for money
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
Great.
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
Looks like you're the only one.
- What did he say? - I don't care.
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
Five, six, seven, eight.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
[Gasps]
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
Looks thick to me.
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
[Car Door Closes]
[Laughing]
Money can't buy me love
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
Incoming!
You $&@! On my house man!
[Chattering Continues]
Graveyard.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
Mom, what'd he say?
The audience loved it.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
Okay, good stuff!
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
Here's your shake.
Can't buy me love
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
You think you shut me up?
[Sobbing]
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
Oh.
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
Whoo!
But I better check the bathrooms.
This. I'm dry.
Now?
But I have to talk to you.