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[Cindy] Would you stop it?
Money can't buy me love
We gave 'em a good show.
[Dance Rock]
My hair is such a mess!
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
Now?
[Gasps]
Can't buy me love
Great.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
I don't care too much for money
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
But I better check the bathrooms.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
You think you shut me up?
But I have to talk to you.
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
Tell me that you want the kind of things
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
Looks thick to me.
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
Can't buy me love
You can do anything you want.
I could touch you really nice
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
This. I'm dry.
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
Here's your shake.
[Chattering]
How do you know all this stuff?
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
Yep! That's it.
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
You $&@! On my house man!
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
Looks like you're the only one.
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
- What did he say? - I don't care.
[Door Opens, Closes]
# All night, all night #
Graveyard.
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Can't buy me love
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
Incoming!
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
The audience loved it.
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
Oh.
[Chattering Continues]
Okay, good stuff!
Whoo!
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
[Laughing]
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
Mom, what'd he say?
[Sobbing]
[Car Door Closes]