Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
Here's your shake.
[Sobbing]
Looks thick to me.
[Chattering]
[Gasps]
Tell me that you want the kind of things
# All night, all night #
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
You can do anything you want.
[Car Door Closes]
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
I could touch you really nice
But I better check the bathrooms.
[Chattering Continues]
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
Mom, what'd he say?
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
Yep! That's it.
Can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
I don't care too much for money
Oh.
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
Whoo!
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
[Dance Rock]
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
Now?
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
How do you know all this stuff?
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
Graveyard.
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
Can't buy me love
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
Okay, good stuff!
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
My hair is such a mess!
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
[Door Opens, Closes]
We gave 'em a good show.
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
But I have to talk to you.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
[Laughing]
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
This. I'm dry.
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
You think you shut me up?
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
- What did he say? - I don't care.
Great.
Money can't buy me love
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
You $&@! On my house man!
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
Looks like you're the only one.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
Incoming!
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
The audience loved it.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #