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[Gasps]
Mom, what'd he say?
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
Looks like you're the only one.
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
[Sobbing]
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
My hair is such a mess!
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
[Dance Rock]
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
# All night, all night #
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
You can do anything you want.
We gave 'em a good show.
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
Five, six, seven, eight.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
[Laughing]
[Door Opens, Closes]
- What did he say? - I don't care.
Great.
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
Oh.
Whoo!
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
I don't care too much for money
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
Can't buy me love
Money can't buy me love
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
How do you know all this stuff?
Tell me that you want the kind of things
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
Okay, good stuff!
I could touch you really nice
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
Incoming!
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
Here's your shake.
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
But I better check the bathrooms.
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
[Chattering]
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
You think you shut me up?
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
Can't buy me love
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
Yep! That's it.
[Car Door Closes]
Can't buy me love
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
The audience loved it.
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
Looks thick to me.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
You $&@! On my house man!
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
Now?
This. I'm dry.
[Chattering Continues]
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
Graveyard.
But I have to talk to you.