Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
[Dance Rock]
Five, six, seven, eight.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
Graveyard.
[Chattering Continues]
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
Whoo!
But I better check the bathrooms.
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
Okay, good stuff!
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
Can't buy me love
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
[Chattering]
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
We gave 'em a good show.
[Car Door Closes]
[Sobbing]
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
Looks thick to me.
Can't buy me love
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
You $&@! On my house man!
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
You can do anything you want.
This. I'm dry.
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
How do you know all this stuff?
Can't buy me love
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
My hair is such a mess!
- What did he say? - I don't care.
You think you shut me up?
[Door Opens, Closes]
Mom, what'd he say?
I don't care too much for money
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
# All night, all night #
Oh.
The audience loved it.
Now?
Looks like you're the only one.
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
Great.
But I have to talk to you.
I could touch you really nice
[Gasps]
Money can't buy me love
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
[Laughing]
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
Tell me that you want the kind of things
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
Here's your shake.
Incoming!
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
Yep! That's it.
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.