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[Chattering Continues]
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
- What did he say? - I don't care.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
You $&@! On my house man!
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
You think you shut me up?
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
[Door Opens, Closes]
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
I could touch you really nice
[Gasps]
Yep! That's it.
My hair is such a mess!
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
Great.
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
[Sobbing]
Whoo!
How do you know all this stuff?
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
[Dance Rock]
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
But I have to talk to you.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
[Laughing]
Okay, good stuff!
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
Five, six, seven, eight.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
Incoming!
This. I'm dry.
Tell me that you want the kind of things
Can't buy me love
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
The audience loved it.
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
But I better check the bathrooms.
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
[Car Door Closes]
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
Here's your shake.
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
# All night, all night #
Now?
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
Graveyard.
We gave 'em a good show.
Mom, what'd he say?
You can do anything you want.
Oh.
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
[Chattering]
Can't buy me love
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
Looks thick to me.
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
I don't care too much for money
Looks like you're the only one.
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.