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[Cindy] Would you stop it?
Oh.
The audience loved it.
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
Whoo!
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
Tell me that you want the kind of things
Can't buy me love
This. I'm dry.
[Gasps]
Looks like you're the only one.
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
Money can't buy me love
Looks thick to me.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
How do you know all this stuff?
[Chattering Continues]
Can't buy me love
But I have to talk to you.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
[Car Door Closes]
You $&@! On my house man!
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
[Door Opens, Closes]
You think you shut me up?
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
My hair is such a mess!
Great.
We gave 'em a good show.
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
Mom, what'd he say?
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
Incoming!
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
[Laughing]
# All night, all night #
[Dance Rock]
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
I could touch you really nice
Can't buy me love
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
You can do anything you want.
- What did he say? - I don't care.
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
Now?
[Sobbing]
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
But I better check the bathrooms.
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
[Chattering]
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
Here's your shake.
I don't care too much for money
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
Yep! That's it.
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
Graveyard.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
Okay, good stuff!