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You think you shut me up?
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
But I have to talk to you.
Tell me that you want the kind of things
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
[Dance Rock]
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
Looks like you're the only one.
# All night, all night #
The audience loved it.
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
Here's your shake.
Graveyard.
But I better check the bathrooms.
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
We gave 'em a good show.
[Door Opens, Closes]
Yep! That's it.
I could touch you really nice
Five, six, seven, eight.
- What did he say? - I don't care.
[Sobbing]
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
Whoo!
You can do anything you want.
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
Now?
[Laughing]
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
[Chattering Continues]
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
Money can't buy me love
[Gasps]
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
My hair is such a mess!
I don't care too much for money
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
Can't buy me love
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
Looks thick to me.
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
Can't buy me love
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
How do you know all this stuff?
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
Okay, good stuff!
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
Oh.
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
Mom, what'd he say?
[Car Door Closes]
[Chattering]
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
Incoming!
Can't buy me love
Great.
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
You $&@! On my house man!
This. I'm dry.
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!