Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
- Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs]
Five, six, seven, eight.
Okay, good stuff!
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
- Hi. - people are starting to buy this.
Money can't buy me love
Incoming!
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
[Chattering]
-[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] -[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
- [Squeals] -[Girl] Try it!
Can't buy me love
Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.
- T... U... C... S... O... N. -for 20% of your final grade.
I don't care too much for money
[Car Door Closes]
Mom, what'd he say?
[Chattering Continues]
Whoo!
I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.
Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.
You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
I could touch you really nice
I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.
Graveyard.
- Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire.
You think you shut me up?
Looks like you're the only one.
Great.
Yep! That's it.
especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?
I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.
Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.
# All night, all night #
[Door Opens, Closes]
You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.
He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore.
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
Oh.
- Hey, dude! - Hey, man.
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.
- What did he say? - I don't care.
[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
- I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where?
We gave 'em a good show.
Can't buy me love
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?
My hair is such a mess!
[Dance Rock]
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
But I have to talk to you.
How do you know all this stuff?
Can't buy me love
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.
Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad.
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm.
I probably wouldn't have called you either.
- [Moans] You do? - I do.
- #I don't believe her # - # Believe her #
Now?
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place.
Here's your shake.
He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.
[Sobbing]
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
-[Cindy] Listen! -[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.
You can do anything you want.
Looks thick to me.
This. I'm dry.
Tell me that you want the kind of things
[Gasps]
Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.
The audience loved it.
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
What do you say? Is there a pelican in the garbage?
- Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right.
But I better check the bathrooms.
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
You $&@! On my house man!
[Laughing]