Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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- That's very nice. - Actually, it isn't,
from ''You're not hardcore''. One, two, three.
We’re not cool enough
Just because you're not in the band (mmmobbin') Doesn't mean you're not in the band
- No, I only play piano. - OK. All right, fair enough.
Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in.
- Not what magic man say - Say what?
I know when I count you Down from ten
All right. All right.
lt was just a warm-up.
but we need somebody to start immediately.
ln the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man.
Now let's get out there and melt some faces!
- Hey, hey. What is that? - What's what?
- Mr. Schneebly? - Yeah?
Everybody.
Miss ''Dumbum'' ain't your teacher today, I am.
Baby, we were making straight A's
Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and...
Dude, l've been mooching off you for years,
I'm a teacher All I need are minds for molding
Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!
Just because you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band.
Now give me an E chord. Just go:
That's all? Well, that's a mistake.
- Oh, right on. - All right?
Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
No late parties, drinking tequila, and trying to get lucky
- We're set. - What about the lights?
How can you kick me out Of what is mine?
Well, l've been... l've been dying to ask you something, Mr. Schneebly.
All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here.
Chimes, Freddy.
Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady.
12:00-12:45 basketball history 12:45-1:30 basketball appreciation and theory
That's really good. Just stay right here.
lf you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me.
Actually, he's how I was appointed to the Presidential Council
Anyway, all the stuff you want your kids to know, it's been covered, OK?
You hate teachers, is that what you're about?
And those that can't teach… teach gym. Am I right?
Look, they're just really cool kids. lf they were mine, I would be so proud.
I tell you, people it's harder than it looks
You know what? FSU guy must me on crack… …right kids?
lt's time for my solo
Boom! Big old explosion.
FUNNY INSTA FAILS mattew
You Could Say That
Now go an octave below.
What if I’m not cool enough?
- Hey. - What's this?
We were just discussing testing.
School of Rock! School of Rock!
You're out.
You wouldn't come to work hung-over unless you were.
Oh, yeah
You have to. You're their teacher. You have to give the presentation.
Oh, my God! He’s an idiot!
because the world is run by The Man.
- lt means you're an alcoholic. - Wrong.
You know what? Canestrino must be on crack.
- Just wanted to say I'm sorry. - That's fine.
from Maggot Death. That's the real you.
There's no way you can stop
- You want to learn something? - Yes, I do.
Tip of the tongue the teeth and the lips
Do you have another blanket?
And that's why you're in the band. You, sing.
lt may sound easy, but nothing could be harder.
No. I don't think so. No.
- Yes! - All right.
- We're not here for the show. - We have a situation.
That's what I'm talking about.
- You guys rock. How old are you? - Ten.
Roadies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later.
To your positions. To your positions!
Flight
because I could be dismembered by the teacher's union.
because those that can't do, teach.
Do my chore day after day And they don't want any lip
but if we do, we will fall with dignity!
This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear.
Man, you know I don't have it.
Band manager.
Play it up here on the cymbal, but really light.
I mean, you know how he gets in the morning.
- What's your name? - Freddy Jones.
I'm hungry Thought I could survive on you
All right. Frankie, how's security?
You're getting in the way
Let’s get rocking!
Iv just been informed that all your children are missing...
and I don't want to be in breach of educational law
and you can see me and my guitar.
Stay there. I'm gonna put on some music.
When I’m rolling in the Benjamins, I’ll throw you and your dog a bone.
Nathan plays at khc
And that pressure has turned me into one thing that I never wanted to be.
it's very... it's very cool.
OK, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes:
Now smile and nod your head and let me see your eyeballs wide
Let's go. Come on.
OK? Give that a try.
- Doesn't that mean you're drunk? - No. lt means I was drunk yesterday.
We were singing. We were singing and learning.
Good, because I need the money. Now, listen.
I'm a working stiff. And that's cool.
Scratching and surviving Good time
l'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last a day.
What are you talking about? it's sissy.
am i toxed up yet? yes very.
to make sure everyone is doing their job.
- You got a job. Doing what? - I do what Ned does, temping.
So just verbal abuse?
Now let's get out there and melt some faces!
lt is the afternoon. I meant now.
OK, I will sing it for you, but let me just get in the zone.
I'm talking about bands that rock.
Here we go!
Why didn't you raise your hand when I was looking for singers?
Do you think I could cut out a little early today? I got some stuff I gotta do.
Yeah
Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.
You're tacky and i hate you.
Make sure no one outside knows what we're doing.
- Ever play electric guitar? - My dad won't let me.
and she's not gonna be happy when she hears about this.
Hey, you've got something everybody wants.
- Maybe we should just get tickets. - Let's get tickets!
The dining-room table seats 1 4, with no inserts...
Can I be the band stylist instead?
And if you wanna be The teacher's pet
It means you're an alcoholic... Wrong.
Mötorhead?
- That saved... - Stop, before I start crying.
I'll be good i swear
Well, baby, you just better forget it
Please take your seats.
NO MORE SECRET SONGS
And I want the backup singers to be like:
Factotum.