Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I love my mother.
Well, the FBI Crime Lab does have a lot on its plate.
Yes, I'd like to offer a laudatory statement...
Here comes the cavity search.
Oh, my God, dude, now you have to forgive him.
And I may have hit on her a little bit.
I wronged Howard and he won't accept my apology.
What are you doing up?
And it's been weeks since I took that accidental sip of Red Bull.
- Rum cake? - No, thanks.
He refuses to pay fines when he's overdue with books I lend him...
I followed the social protocol.
...from a bag of excrement that had been lit on fire on my front porch...
Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru by reprogramming the simulator.
I'm here on an H1 B visa...
...rather than holding back and being cautious...
They're just doing a background check on me.
Well, your expectations have been subverted.
I'm Special Agent Page, FBI.
Eighteen years ago, I sent the FBI Crime Lab samples...
Yes. Of course, we're in different departments.
Good one."