Yes You Can't - Strangers with Candy [S02E01]

Who here has been to the doctor?

When I was a student at Flatpoint, I was confused until a model agent told me what my dreams were.

OK.

Professor Williams, it's actually fitting that you're here.

Fruit.

But who here has been a doctor?

Give me your money.

I'm going to put that dream on temporary hold and chase some new dreams, like not freezing to death.

It doesn't matter what it is.

So you want to be a painter.

Monkey clean, monkey do.

I was planning to call you, Chuck.

What is it, Jerry?

I'm calling the police!

Super duper.

Jerry, get over here.

Go away.

Good luck at the artificial flower factory.

I set it down there in the grass there, Jerry.

Just ask yourself, what do you want to do?

I bet she'd yank it off.

I love my job.

You are a failure.

I love it!

I'm an artist now, so... I want the rent now.