Yes You Can't - Strangers with Candy [S02E01]

I want to be a gangster with a crew and knee-deep in bitches.

But now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed,

Jesus, Marion!

Good luck at the artificial flower factory.

Well, I will never work for the man, because what I learned from my hero, Mr. Jellyneck, is that it doesn't matter what you dream, it's that you dream.

Ah, I like your new fake mustache.

Why don't you and I lie on the floor and pretend like we're not here?

Because I like being a teacher.

It was a long overdue kick in the balls.

Open it.

Step up.

Great, Jerry.

How's that possible?

I love my job.

It is real, Jerry.

I love my job.

You should probably find out if you can answer honestly first.

Just so we can figure out if this machine actually works.

I stress optional.

Did you hear, Jerry?

I'm going to paint today.

Who would pay you to do a job like that?

I'm sorry, Jerry.

And it's me, but it's not really me, because I'm watching me walk naked.

Now let's welcome our other last speaker from the Eterna Spring Artificial Flower Corporation, Dr. Iris Puffybush.