Yes You Can't - Strangers with Candy [S02E01]

What is my dream?

I'm following my dreams, Chuck.

Because I like being a teacher.

So long.

And as a result, Principal Blackman, I'd like to regretfully tender my resignation.

Mr. Singh!

I'm sorry.

Now, if you could be any animal in the world, what would it be?

What's a kiln?

Questions?

I mean way down the line, Jerry.

What's your dream, Orlando?

Wow, that must be a lot.

You will like it.

32 years ago, I dropped out of high school and ran away from home.

All right, kids.

Yeah, but did you hear what she said about living your dreams?

Keep your hands off my kiln!

There's a job waiting for you down the block from your house that doesn't require a thought in your head or a hope in your heart.

God damn it.

Well, I will never work for the man, because what I learned from my hero, Mr. Jellyneck, is that it doesn't matter what you dream, it's that you dream.

Way ahead of you.

Hey, guess what?

Now let's welcome our other last speaker from the Eterna Spring Artificial Flower Corporation, Dr. Iris Puffybush.

What am I going to do with my life?