Yes You Can't - Strangers with Candy [S02E01]

You know what I realized?

Well, I'm floating down a hallway, and I'm naked.

I have no dreams.

There'll be peace when you are gone.

What am I going to do with my life?

What can I do you for?

And it's me, but it's not really me, because I'm watching me walk naked.

So real.

Finished.

Knoblet.

Maybe I should stay around until you hire a new art teacher.

Why didn't you tell me, you stupid junkie whore?

What are they?

willing to settle for a job at the artificial flower plant plant, like a hooker settling for the first pimp to call her pretty.

It doesn't matter what it is.

OK.

I want my job back, please.

I'm going to replace your organs with a baboon's.

I love my job.

Now, if you could be any animal in the world, what would it be?

So come on down and work for the artificial flower factory.

Avocado is not a fruit.

May the perpetual light shine down upon us and God's grace be felt by all.

We're trying to figure out what you're good at, OK?

Live your dreams.