Yes You Can't - Strangers with Candy [S02E01]

Coming, Mr. Patience of a Flood!

How's your dream coming along, Mr. Jellyneck?

The hassles are just the same.

There's a job waiting for you down the block from your house that doesn't require a thought in your head or a hope in your heart.

Give me your money.

It takes a long time to take the test.

Maybe I should stay around until you hire a new art teacher.

And if you really want to stay inside on such a beautiful day, come on by.

Why don't you tell all of us Roos what you learned from Mr. Jellilek?

Why don't you sell that fake mustache?

Just answer the questions honestly.

I want to be a gangster with a crew and knee-deep in bitches.

You are a failure.

Nothing like the scent of fresh plastic flowers.

And I'm here to talk to you about making your dreams a reality.

Coming!

What are you doing?

Did I say Roos?

And now our final dreamer today, Jerry Blank.

Wow, that must be a lot.

Oh, I made a lot of friends.

Remember, never believe that you are a failure.

Ah, yes.

Well, you're willing to ruin your whole life just to follow some dream.

I've got a presentation to make.