The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

Right through that hedge.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

That's a fact.

Why, I could use one of those myself.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

I mean, uh, dry martini.

Well, sure, Pa.

Don't you dare touch Herman!

Injuns, where is McGonagall?

♪ Granny, this is mighty fine Thanksgiving vittles.

Oh, Chetro took it to the woods with him this morning when him and Pa went hunting.

I don't care what you call it.

He even shook my hand.

Miss Hathaway is out getting a kettle and Mr. Drysdale doesn't have his costume on as yet.

Can you stuff a turkey good for Thanksgiving?

Oh, they'll think I'm an Indian giver.

Texas tea.

10 fire water to one vermouth.

Them Redskins is tricky rascals.

Sneaking up to attack.

Hmm?

Bye.

And I got the stuffin' made.

Black gold.

I mean bread.