The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

I mean, uh, dry martini.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Make mine a dry martini.

They believe in building a good, strong eating table.

Hey, Turkey, Turkey.

You Indian sure do know how to cook.

Don't let it fool you, child.

And then she's got to go find her Granny some hickory nuts.

Yeah.

I reckon so.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

I merely wanted to borrow the venerable vessel as a photographic prop.

Anything that looks that mean gotta taste mean.

I sure will, Pa, and you can visit with Herman.

Well, why don't you try over to the drive there?

Why, back home you used to bring home a great big gobbler every Thanksgiving.

Tell them you just want to borrow it.

Any place that can have them ornery looking billiards can have Injun.

Delightful.

Mr. Drysdale give us a turkey.

Uh, the turkey.

There it is again.

Excellent!

Well, Granny, I'm ready for that gobbler.

So, here you are, lollygagging while we are waiting.