The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

Can you do it?

Don't you stay out of sight.

Where, pal?

Unless you want to come home and find a couple of bald-headed women.

Chief, you look terrible.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

I don't usually refuse a hand offered in friendship, but in this case, I just got a feeling it wouldn't be lasting.

Mr. Drysdale gave us that bird for a meal, not a pen.

Hey, you remember that little fella that came home from school with me the other day?

I just can't do it.

There's two of them coming through the hedge.

And you, Basquanto.

Don't worry, Duke.

Is there a table?

Central casting.

I got nothing against you.

Right through there?

It was in a crate right over there.

Well, I did the best I could.

There.

No, no, she's putting him back.

Awful ugly, huh?

Yes, sir.

My nose ain't what it used to be.

Would you shinny up that walnut tree out back there and pick me a nice big sack of nuts?