The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

Oh, Margaret.

I ain't so sure I'd want to run into him in the dark.

Oh, this here's a raccoon named Elmer.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Yeah.

At the clampets.

As turkeys go, I reckon you're right up there with the best, but... I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't look at me like that.

Right through that hedge.

Please, redskin help, pale-faced squaw.

I hear something.

Besides, it's too big to cook.

What do you want for this kind of dope?

Yeah, but Ellie's gonna be powerful happy.

I'm sorry, Granny.

Kind of helped him take him out and put him back in his pen.

Oil, that is.

Yeah, Duke.

Central casting.

Yeah.

Granny don't mean no harm.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

She can stuff a turkey good like a turkey stuffer should.

She's gonna be powerful mad.

Anything that looks that mean gotta taste mean.

No, no, no, no!