The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

They ain't toting guns.

It was in a crate right over there.

No, no, no, no!

Yeah, they tried to scalp us and we jumped them first.

But aren't you taking Thanksgiving bittles with us?

It was Elmer here.

Can she make a pumpkin pie, Billy?

You no pose, we no get paid.

Besides, it's too big to cook.

Maybe he just broke in.

Now you go and take the head off of that gobbler.

Where'd you go?

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

I declare, I never thought I'd see the day the Jet Clampett was scared to kill a turkey.

Don't let it fool you, child.

Hey, come here.

I hope so.

Best go and see how he's doing.

Well, I reckon we gotta go in and face Granny.

Put him in the pan.

I know that's a raccoon named Elmer.

Right through that hedge.

Oh, morning, Pa.

Well, I did the best I could.

My mother fixed it.