The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

Then I am not posing for these dreadful pictures.

The sack I'm toting?

Don't bring red skin, fire water!

I can't do it.

Injuns, where is McGonagall?

I don't reckon even Ellie would want to make a pet out of him.

Wait, Milford.

No, no, no.

This little fella says his pa shoots billiards a couple nights a week.

Is she fixin' gravy too?

Would you shinny up that walnut tree out back there and pick me a nice big sack of nuts?

We'll fight them tooth and nail.

Well, no, Ellie can't do that.

Drive on, Jethro.

The pot.

What?

Well, then you take iron out and turn it loose in the woods and hunt it.

No, no, she's putting him back.

If we leave him around Ellie much longer, he'll be wanting dessert and coffee with his meals.

Pale-faced squaw, descendant of Pilgrim.

You want to go hunting with us, Ellie?

It's back in the kitchen in that pen.

Oh, yes, indeed.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

I reckon the quicker we get this over with, the better.