The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

She can stuff a turkey good like a turkey stuffer should.

Yes, ma'am, they zoned the warpath.

They can have it back.

Black gold.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

Granny, what determination you got here?

What?

Marvelous dinner.

They'd hunt and shot out in the woods.

Put him in the pan.

Make mine a dry martini.

You reckon we could shoot one of these sometime?

Miss Hathaway is out getting a kettle and Mr. Drysdale doesn't have his costume on as yet.

Herman?

I thought folks has got to stick together.

Hey, Granny, I got the turkey all cleaned and dressed.

Have a good time, Herman.

Chief, you look terrible.

We gotta put on the dog.

I can dig you a barbecue pit out back.

Yeah, they tried to scalp us and we jumped them first.

Thank you.

All right now, Herman.

Smile.

Bet their chicken soup was the best ever.