The Beverly Hillbillies (1962) - S02E10 Turkey Day

But it'll be in the society section tomorrow.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale are posing as Governor and Mrs. Bradford in a recreation of the first Thanksgiving some 342 years ago, when the old Gonquins, Quanto and Massasoit befriended the beleaguered Pilgrims and so made it possible to perpetuate the Plymouth Colony and bring them to be what is now one of the most important holidays in the American calendar.

Be happy, bring refreshment.

What sack?

I don't usually refuse a hand offered in friendship, but in this case, I just got a feeling it wouldn't be lasting.

Oh, they'll think I'm an Indian giver.

If I do, I'll want to read the script first.

Put him back and leave him be.

Is it a deal?

There it is again.

And this here table is what you call a billiard table.

We just gotta shoot us one of them billiards for Thanksgiving.

Custer's last stand?

Everything is delicious.

She's gonna be powerful mad.

I can't do it.

That a boy.

What do you want for this kind of dope?

I just don't want you disappearing again.

The sack I'm toting?

Marvelous dinner.

Fetch him in.

Don't bring red skin, fire water!

That's a fact, Granny.

Yes sir, I do.