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and you're a dead man.

Are we gonna turn her away because we're not special enough?

All right. Just don't cry, okay?

I'm gonna be honest with you, all right?

Oh, no. Oh, God!

You're right. You shouldn't be pushed into something you don't want to do.

Speaking of court, um,

- Yeah. - All right. We'll set it up.

Told you we'd make it. Stop it!

- So now you think we're special enough? - Maybe we are.

Needs some work.

or contacted her kids in over two years,

Then just give me 14 months to think about it. How 'bout that? Come on.

- There you go. You like that? - Yeah, that was good.

♪ And you smell like one too ♪

He just said you guys were never gonna have kids. Then you did a definite look.

and remember...

Juan started playing piano. Right, buddy?

Oh, yeah, she's right there.

Do you guys want to come in?

Yes! I'm a little afraid to say anything, but yes, that's basically how we feel.

Jim, I say it's important to work out for somebody nice.

- It was the greatest thing I've ever heard. - I know.

- Okay. - Right this way, Dad.

- You must be Pete and Ellie? - Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.

- Why are you doing this to me? - I'm sorry. No?

- Bye, Lizzy. - Have a great day.

- All right. - All right?

Karen, we've had plenty of fathers who have stepped up,

Yeah, well... it's a little weird.

You got a T-shirt? You got a T-shirt?

Thanks, you guys.

Do you wanna put posters on the wall, paint it?

You're gonna get some funny looks.

but no matter what we do, Jake just wants to hang out in his room,

- These seats are saved. - Yeah, they're saved for me.

Is that still the case?

Sometimes the universe thinks it's funny if I drop $26,000 on in vitro first.

she's gonna hate us more than she does now.

You told me to give you a few weeks to settle in.

- She didn't mean that. - I did not mean that.

- You're not allowed to take my phone! - What's she doing?

How do you know my uterus is perfect? We've never even tried to have kids.

He doesn't need a phone.

So this won't be child abuse. Pete!

- Better, yeah? - Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you.

- Come on. - Let's go get the box.

No, she's not lying.

I'm sick of looking at that. To hell with it. I'm going over there.

And they're moving from place to place, and they don't have anybody,

Pipe down with that crap. We are not friggin' related.

- I got you, buddy. I got you. - Get in, get in, get in.

I got you, um...

Now... Whoa, whoa! Don't waste it, all right? I want you to do me a favor.

What am I gonna look like?

And you're not that old.

She said... she can't do it.

It's nice to see Lita and Juan get presents

We'll be in the shop.

- Hey, I never had a problem with it. - I think it's smart.

The reason she's sitting away from others is because she has a family,

So, you two went out and found yourself a teenager after all, huh?

These are really, really good potatoes.

- Good night, buddy. - Good night.

I want you guys to meet Pete and Ellie.

It'd be like I got cracking when I was 36. How about that?

Yeah, thank you, guys.

Yes, Your Honor.

You listen to me, crazy woman!

- Okay, I love you. - I love you.

I know it's Christmastime and you may have memories and things.

Yeah. This is what we do. We can knock that out in 20 minutes.

Yeah, it's going pretty good.

I saw what you wrote to her: "If you don't show me something, I'm gonna lose interest."

But why don't you calm down

You look like a white woman This is a nice outfit ha

You're just another white lady who wants to adopt little charity orphans

Okay, everybody, why don't we learn your names

- We've got the pizza! - Juan, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, bud?

And everybody feels sorry for us.

- How 'bout that? - How 'bout that?

Time to erase these ideals right now.

She does really well in school. Come on back.

"If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest."

Hey. Hey, hey, buddy.

- Oh, yeah. - Hi. How you doing?

Pretty soon I was 14.

you know you're not good enough and you are going to get fired.

Look at the way Lizzy's looking at her.

- Okay, okay, okay! - I want a Barbie!

We're talking about crack babies and kids who have been sexually harassed.

- You can't hold it like that. - Hi, Mom.

- They're amazing. - Okay.

But I do love you both.

When's the part we cough up 12 grand to fix the rotted-out foundation?

- Where's Lizzy? - Right there. See her?

We wouldn't recommend this match if we didn't believe

Wait, wait. So we would have... three children?

I know you don't like this,

- He's 22. - Yeah, I'm 22. So what?

I think we should take Lita to the lobby.

And it looks like she's got a real shot.

you: want pay now

We're gonna call your mom, tell the principal, maybe even call the police.

Since Lizzy's mom has been keeping up with her reunification steps,

- Are you saying that we should let her parent the kids? - Are you paying attention?

And it's not their fault! And they're not damaged goods!

Does that mean Santa comes here?

She's 15. She's a terrible parent. She needs to be a kid.

All right. Good night.

Juan, Lita, this is Sandy. This is Pete's mom.

What exactly is a dick pic?

Pretty much since the first night we met, right?

Really took me back to the good old days.

Anyone ever starts shit with any of you, they have to deal with me.

They made me deliver drugs for them.

Was it all the funnel cakes we ate?

A Christmas tree?

Friggin' related.

These kids will test your will,

That's what we do. We renovate houses. Ellie did all the design work.