Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

J.D., what the hell?

Congratulations. I got a daughter, too.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

- Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great.

I just want a hotel that's on the beach.

Dude, I know the pain sucks, but it's not gonna kill him.

It's nice to get out of the house, even if you won't talk to me.

Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes, there's a risk.

Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle.

I just laid on the bed, staring at the door,

Oh! Speaking of which, I'm throwing you a bachelorette party.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You get the couch, I get the bed.

who are actually allowed to act insane.

And how much easier life would be for my son if Kim and I were together.

Yeah, well, that was before I found out he had a kid.

Everyone's been told that they have to bring backup outfits.

because my Grandma Lottie still thinks I'm a virgin,

they're not going to feel a heartbeat.

I'm sorry, Kim. This is a big deal for me.

No, Kim, I'm sorry.

I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend.