Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've been together, what, 15 years? Yeah, well, it ain't easy.
I'm fine.
Why don't you go eat out Obama's asshole?
Nurse?
He's in there because of white guilt and affirmative action.
Thank you. Ughh. Sorry.
...but, you know, some nights...
That's never gonna happen again.
How's it going? It's a shitty night.
They're so in love with this guy. Wanna give him his own national holiday.
A white guy doesn't have a voice in this country anymore.
Her parents finally died, so she got to leave.
People are such hypocrites down there.
...and now we sit around waiting to see who's gonna die first.
Yeah, but you're working it out.
It's-- Oh, my God.
Okay, well, I'll just wait and-- Sir, you don't have an appointment.
What are you talking about?
...then changed their minds. That makes you an Indian giver.
Yeah, she ordered it online, you know. I feel bad. She's lonely.
No.
Louie, Louie, you're gonna die