Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What's happening now will last forever!

- Oh, I see what you're getting at.

[twinkling note]

Broyce, Brace, Brice, Breece, and Braxter!

- Alcohol and hammers-- admittedly not the best combo.

- Oh, good Lord.

[growls] - [shouts]

* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

and we don't even have those anymore, so...

[saxophone flourish]

with a children's birthday photographer.

I live in a basement, and I'm afraid of the dryer.

to explore everything that's out there for me.

- Hey, hey, hey, look.

not tethered to New York by a kind-eyed everyman.

just to get some of the telling energy out?

- Here's some food for the road.

- I hate openers!

Gloria, I wasted years of my life just sitting

- It is... - What?

Okay! - It was traumatizing.

- If I were a betting man-- and I am, it's a problem--

and her baby grew up to be a Disney adult.

There's technology now. We can just J.O. over FaceTime.

He can get mail at work.

"Keep calm and hate the Dodgers."

- I'm sorry I doubted you.

[both grunting]

- I'm not leaving. - Come on.

comparing my eggs to the kind

what a self-centered piece of shit would say.

from when women over 35 were categorized

all: * Why don't we bend so we don't break? *

* Had to wait till they made partner *

* Why don't we bend so we don't break? *

- Yeah. - Oh! Who is that?

Win her heart through possessions.

and she slips up, and then I'm devastated.

I know that this sucks, but maybe it is for the best.

- [scoffs] Are you--