Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited)

Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck

Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe

But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose

Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha)

Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)

But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird

You think I give a damn about a Grammy

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)

We're gonna have a problem here

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up

who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

So I have been sent here, to destroy you

Fuck niggers

He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he

I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss

And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

With his windows down, and his system up

And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first

Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Please stand up, please stand up