Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you pick up some wine coolers and come over here?

I had no idea what brilliant musical-comedy performers you all have become.

any of you guys drinking at all is illegal.

Will Schuester...

# But the party don't stop, no #

that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals.

Whassup, my hot little Jewish-American Princess?

Look, I need you to ask me before you have someone sleep over.

Yeah. He's not the only one.

Let me find out.

# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol ##

There's some brandy and vermouth and port wine and scotch in here.

When my mother asked what the sound was...

Just listen to the radio. Pop music now glorifies binge drinking.

Yeah, it kills about 400 people every year.

- Okay? - Mwah!

I told my mom I had the flu...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

I'm totally off the clock right now, Rachel.

- And why did he do that? - Because he didn't like who I was.

I know this is supposed to be bonding time, but it's Blaine.

about the house-rent blues.

And as a thank you...

but I have a really good feeling about this one.

Not to be alarmed. Doctors say he will be fine...

I know that we have some unresolved feelings...

Part of me never wants to drink again because it made me so sick.

Except we're not teenagers anymore, Will.

- I used to have abs. - Back off.

I've had a couple drinks, but...

outlining the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Mr. Schue? First of all, that vest is very cute.

Hey there, sexy lady.

The date was lovely.

Only if there's liquor, because a Rachel Berry party is not something I can do sober.

# Ticktock on the clock #

And what if we fall off the wagon again?

Can we talk about anything else?

# Fill another cup up Feelin' on your butt, what? #

and he's willing to meet you at your earliest convenience.

# One bourbon, one scotch, one beer #

# Gonna get drunk Won't you listen right here? #

Everybody, drink responsibly.

Those state institutions tend to turn the fire hose...

# Don't stop, make it pop #

Six suspensions.

# I just lose control #

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh #

It tastes like pink.