Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chang made me. He seduced me with his Chinese powers.

They said "market price."

I think maybe early March, I got this Facebook message.

You and I hung out more last year.

Wondering if Abed's new best friend also got him the best gift?

How silly of me.

They get right down to brass tacks.

I'm not jealous.

I got Indiana Jones' real whip from him. He moves 70 of those a year.

I like your sweater. Did it come with a golden retriever?

Yep. Yeah, Willy exaggerates.

I put the damn thing on and I went door-to-door.

I put my job on the line for this stupid party

Hey, uh, could I get a Macallan, neat?

Hey, don't touch that. It's from Jeff. He says nobody but Abed can open it.

I say, "Jump into the background of what exactly?"

The waiter felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed's homage,

But I loved Abed. Everyone did.

Why are you dressed like Mr. Rogers, talking like Frasier?

Looking for work? Heh.

Jeff says there's some kind of speed bump.