Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chang made me. He seduced me with his Chinese powers.

Why are you dressed like Mr. Rogers, talking like Frasier?

You and I hung out more last year.

They get right down to brass tacks.

I put my job on the line for this stupid party

I think maybe early March, I got this Facebook message.

I put the damn thing on and I went door-to-door.

The waiter felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed's homage,

Hey, uh, could I get a Macallan, neat?

Jeff says there's some kind of speed bump.

How silly of me.

Wondering if Abed's new best friend also got him the best gift?

Hey, don't touch that. It's from Jeff. He says nobody but Abed can open it.

I like your sweater. Did it come with a golden retriever?

They said "market price."

Yep. Yeah, Willy exaggerates.

I'm not jealous.

I say, "Jump into the background of what exactly?"

But I loved Abed. Everyone did.

Looking for work? Heh.

I got Indiana Jones' real whip from him. He moves 70 of those a year.