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Of what? Taking strange men into our basement?
I used to do windows with my wife, Nadine.
Um, no, but all that matters
He was my mother's brother.
Well, I don't care what you had to do.
You have to change it. Make it happy.
And maybe I can sneak out later while you cover for me.
Chet's crazy, Lin.
Don't bother bringing the mistletoe to bed!
And maybe, uh, cover the window with a big curtain,
to give up your Christmas presents for Chet?
I want the actual Olympic bobsled used in Cool Runnings.
Dig deeper.
Speaking of Christmas, here's my annual list of demands.
Yeah, he left me this unit in his will.
I'll wrap Mom's glasses.
Look, I'm waving!
Merry Christmas, Teddy. Happy holidays, Mort.
Why are you living
two hundred and sixty-one, two, three dollars?
You know, I never know how much to tip the mailman.
These finger puppets have no arms.
You're going to go get Nadine.
I think they're doilies.
You always want to make punch.
Let's just, uh, focus on tomorrow's window.
Yeah, peace on Earth, smut peddler!
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! (Me and Greg having gun.) Better put it down now!
Kids Bed Now Bedtime
Yeah, I like your hair that way. It's...
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Ra da da!!! Don't fucking leave me!
No, kids, stay. Please stay.
Taneil You get outta here
What? No, not you guys.
Oh, now I understand.
Oh, your dry erase board.
That's very theatrical. Are you gay?
That's what you're going to do, Old St. Dick.
Chevy! I had enough of you listening to KOLA 99.9! That’s it, I’m going to take all the radios to the trash. Mommy, stop it! Outside… (Serena smashed Part Boom FX, Alarm Clock, and QFX Radio) (Chevy gasps) (Chevy crying) My radio! It’s gone! You motherfucker!!! (Serena slapped Chevy) OWWW!!! Mommy no! You better watch your attitude, Chevy. I’m not!
Merry Christmas to you.
You better watch your attitude, Chevy. I'm not!
You're lucky I don't
Oh, my God.
Mort's mom is coming to see it.
Whoa. Are you hot?
So, if you're a mannequin, you won't feel this!
if I delivered mail one day a week.
Tomorrow and then the next day and then the next day