Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...life expectancy was 30.
- ... on a mountain of gold. - Yeah.
THEN IT’S PUBLISHER’S CLEARI G HOUSE DAY
- Get you going, right there. - ... and very big Brahman cows and...
You can read the handwriting on the wall.
Looked like a football.
And you got Sergio Mendes. Now, come on!
That’ll get you going right there
I would like oil on my scalp please
I loathe you
Can't walk down the street in South America.
I come from a long line of haters.
Imagine how much I'll be thinking about it at your age.
You have to get them. I'm not carrying them.
Why is that? - Because the party never stops.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
Hello Dave
Every when you know that any second, poof, bammo, it could all be over! I mean, you're not stupid.
- Good luck. - Thank you.
Don't you have any idea? Don't you have any sense?
Only successful.
You gonna kill an old man, you coward?
Are you gonna kill me? I'm an old man, for crying out loud.
Tries to hypnotize me.
You know, you try to do some good.
I guess I just don't care.
Well, the line's busy now.
Well, I don't know about you two, but I'm quitting.
Yeah, I'm a great quitter.
Well, there's gotta be more to life than this.
Oh, by the way, this woman almost has a second head.
- Then all the records broke. - The records? My father's records?
...you take them out for a walk and you get a cup of coffee...
Why I’m single
Oh, that's too bad.
How do you get fired from a volunteer job?
You bring me something decent, I'll give you some money.
When I like them,they don't like me.When they like me I don't like them
- What did you do? - Well, we get to talking...
...and as it turns out, the woman knew Gandhi.
That goitre.
THAT'LL GET YOU GOING RIGHT THERE
We took the records over to Ron's, and he tried to screw us...
But no, no. I didn't get any goitre information.
You should see a psychiatrist.
The strange thing is, I mean, I haven't even met the woman yet.
Watch out. I'm coming,you know. And you've gotta watch out for them.
I wanna dip my bald head in hot sauce and rub it all over your body!