Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need to get some family deets into this essay.

- No, I've been slacking off. - Slacking?

if you wanna wear the moose ears and the crown.

Do you plan on undergoing gender reassignment surgery?

Hey, you want some raffle tickets?

It's got, like, a double entendre.

and you can just put it on my credit card.

Hmm. I don't see you here.

- I don't want the life coach sessions. - No, I need you to take this.

Say we live together when we're old

I'm gonna have to get back to you on that one.

So now that she's dead, I just feel like you have all these redhead girls

Rose, do you remember me?

just to get them dressed and out the door and get the snack made

She only accepts three grad students a year.

What does that have to do with my health?

I'm selling raffle tickets. Do you guys want some?

No, I... You decide.

No. No, that's so...

You have a nice laugh.

I don't know what I'm in the mood for.

I'm a real live politician. You didn't like it.

In fact, I'm gonna get a table,

Well, that's progress.

Look, I tried, okay?

Everyone feels like they're on the outside.

for those of us who are neither male nor female

Yeah, okay, that's fine, I'll take it, thank you.

Are you sexually active?

then we're also going to get Rita.

and the bunnies' babies and their babies,

Just go, just easy.