Fancy Party - Parks and Recreation [S03E09]

- You need to go to bed. - April.

We've been dating for almost a month,

Well, you are a huge nerd.

we are gathered here today

Like, she good to go? Like, she down to clown?

Are you Nell from the movie Nell?

You should make a pros and cons list.

of, uh, Peter Jackson's interpretation.

in New Zealand?

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Don't be late. - Watch out.

"in my entire life.

The key to burning an ex-wife effigy

Are you asking me how to flirt with men?

Everybody, listen up.

Wow. My Brita filter is older than their relationship.

What's your occupation?

Recycling?

Dating is a zero-sum game.

Is that that toothy girl from Mystic Pizza?

Uh, it's supposed to be a big surprise.

So how does this work?

Whatever.

You need to go to bed

of the set of The Lord of the Rings