HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
A military missile has exploded in the Southern California desert.
Fall into the sea. Bye-bye, California.
Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub?
Come on. Come on, get off the streets. Come on, get back.
We could say he's the child of my cousin in North Dakota.
as we break through the bonds of your earthly confinement.
I'll admit there were a few problems. Adjusting the trajectory of the missile...
Is that how your warped brain gets its kicks? Planning the death of innocents?
Army bird still headed east, sir.
Who's got you?
whichever one of you gets it out of him...
Bad outdit
Yes. It's the joining of two land masses. The fault line is unstable...
Next radar contact in 3 seconds.
Joker it too big to comprehend..... For the small minded
Statistically speaking, of course, it's 50/50 they'll be scraping you off pavement.
Here you go, miss.
Sergeant, you don't believe me. I swear, flying.
Will you look at me, quivering.
- Huh? - Pink.
You will travel far, my little Kal-El.
holding hands with a god.
Mount Vernon, Poughkeepsie, Glen Corners.
Jonathan!
twelve of your years will have passed.
If you need to be loved...
Febrairu 2, 2001
Who am I?
Well, gosh, thanks, Mr. White.
- Humility? - No, not humility.
Somewhere… in the back of my mind actually
Forgive me!
Jonathan.
The son becomes the father, and the father the son.
Oh, Cripton. With a C-R-l...? No.
joker is too big to understand..... for the small minded
Lois.
Sorry to drop in on you like this, Miss Lane...
I can't hold it! I can't hold it!
XK-101 rocket to be used.
see fit to give us a child.
Try twisted.
Now come on, lady, hand it over.
- ...for tomorrow's game. - Yes, sir.
There’s only one ‘P’ in rapist.
Wait a minute, Mr. Luthor.
I was wondering if perhaps you could arrange for half my salary...
What the hell's that?
Someone try and pull the main!
Ten minutes, folks. Come on, air-conditioned cars.
Well, I should certainly hope not. Well, let's push off, shall we?
Dad.
- We're off to Mary Ellen's. - See you, Clark.
Aboard now. All aboard. Metropolis Transportation.
I realize of course that times are tough for some these days...
Febrairu 8, 2001
Yeah. It's fantastic. So you...?
I told you to buy fresh milk from the store!
I didn't see, because I...
- That's great. - Excuse me. I'm sorry.
You belong in the sky.
with himself as absolute ruler.
- No. I mean like... - Pink.
one by the Army and by the Navy.
He will never be alone.
Voilà!
It occurs to me that a 500-megaton bomb...
I don't trust you, Otis. What did you do?
would be your banker.
Statistically speaking, of course, it's still the safest way to travel.
I've given you fully on your voyage to your new home.
Come on, come on. Get in here. Hurry up. Come on.
10 miles southwest Metropolis Airport.
You will carry me inside you all the days of your life.
- Hey. - Hi, Otis.
Look at these tomatoes. Aren't they beautiful?
Help me!
Not on your life, Otis...
- Oh, Lois. - See anything good today?
I wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa
I have never been otherwise.
Your attention, please.
Nor can Superman, through lead.
finding the optimum stress point for the fault line itself.
exploded in 1948.
Inside Sources
Oh, good night.
This country is safe again, Superman, thanks to you.
Will kill him.
- I'd better get a coat. - Okay.
I am not given to wild, unsupported statements.
Lex, what has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?
I want the real story.
Lois, you're pushing a bunch of rinky-dink tabloid garbage.