Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For calling me a fat idiot, listen.
It's Monday. What do I do on Monday nights?
Okay, yeah, I love you, too. Okay, bye.
Because of one stupid little joke I made in the car?
It was cruel and not nice.
Easily add two. Come on, join us.
Susie asked you to come upstairs? My parents are mad you didn't.
'cause my wife, she asked me, "What is he sorry about?"
These are my friends, Connie, Robin, from the Mommy and Me class.
- Maybe I'll call Richard Lewis. - Call Richard Lewis.
A little bit should be the operative word here.
By the way, I've got some more news, too...
I'm trying to find a place for a table of two, and I just don't have one.
You're kidding.
- I hate her. - What a sick fuck.
I can name sources! Sophia Loren was once a source!
- Sweet girl. - Look at the way that girl walks.
Q-tips? Okay. Yeah, I'm writing it down.
She's very sweet. I'm taking a leak, the movie's about to start.
Because any idiot could tell that was just material.
I think I'm in love and you might have ruined this for me.
- I've already told them they're crazy. - What did they say?
Thank you.
I don't know what he's talking about. I'll talk to him tomorrow.