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Where do I fit in, eh? Need a fuckin' second-class act?
Them three there.
[Cooing]
Dead.
sung by his only other love...
[Coughing Continues]
Music ringin' in my bloody ears.
♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪
- Our chance? - Oh, I'm going nowhere without you, girl.
- But, Ray... - Ray, Ray, Ray, what?
I'm frightened, Auntie Em! I'm frightened!
- ♪ Weather-wise ♪ - [Man] Oi!
Believe me. Let's do it, eh?
It's LV. She's dead tired. She's really...
- It's Bunny Morris. - Bunny Morris?
- not over a bloody rainbow, but up there in that bedroom. - ♪ That's where you'll find ♪
♪ Pa dum, pa dum Pa doo be dum ♪
so I don't know why she wants to.
- You got Judy Garland in there. - Oh, aye. She's round here all the time...
- I finished work hours ago. - [Sighs]
Oh, for fuck's sake, speak, girl.
♪ On top of that your pa and ma have parted ♪
Not back from France yet.
[Squeaking]
Works every time. Bedtime readin', I call it.
♪ Just you and nobody else but you ♪
- No. - Christ. Trigger, you better string it out a bit.
That lass.
- Fuck me. - Not now, Ray, we got a show to do. Ha ha!
I just had that feelin' in me twat bone.
- LV, why? - [Imitates Munchkin] ♪ Because Because, because, because ♪
No. That's her. That's LV.
♪ That toddlin' town A toddlin' town ♪
You can imagine me feelin's on signin' marriage register... Mr. And Mrs. F. Hoff.
What? She's not even dressed? We can't have this, Mari.
but I'm a big noise in these parts.
[Whispering] Go on.
- Scunthorpe, if she's lucky. - You're not interested?
- ♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct] - Who's on the phone?
- Stop it. - [Imitates Shirley Bassey] ♪ When you smile, smile, smile ♪
I love it, bet your bottom dollar you'll lose the blues
[Over Phone] ♪ We're headin' 'cross the river ♪
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
- Leave her! She's all right! - Hey!
Come on! You can do better than that. How are you all doing? All right?
[Imitating Shirley Bassey] ♪ The minute you walked in the joint ♪
Well, a man with a plan or what, eh? My Ray.
Aye, callin' long distance, me.
Go on. What's that you're eatin', anyway?
- I'm not having this. You can't bloody concentrate. - ♪ That's entertainment ♪
♪ Oh, why ♪
♪ And the dreams ♪
- [Chattering] - ♪ Goldfinger ♪
[Mari] Hey, you. You've blown me fuse!
[Sighs, Clicks Tongue] Didn't handle that very well.
♪ The sun is shinin' Come on, get happy ♪
- No. - Goin' anywhere on your holidays?
Up yours, stick leg.
Oh, I know. Your records.
- [Moaning, Yelling] - [Spring Snaps]
They go on till you do.
- [Sniffs] - [Radio: Chattering, Indistinct]
What are you on about? Bunny Morris is there. He's there now, waiting.
[Key Wavering] ♪ Your baby won't be near you ♪
- [Door Opens] - Oh, I've got to go.
♪ Wash your sins away in the tide ♪
What's it like then, eh? To watch your master at work.
♪♪ ["Get Happy"]
[Ringing]
Hey, did you win
♪ That night you opened and there you are ♪
[Whistles]
Oh, sod this. I'm off down the cafe, me.
down as likely as up,
- [Buzzing] - [Man's Voice Muffled] ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
♪ Boo boo be doo ♪
♪ He loves only gold ♪
And you can do nothin' but whisper and whine like your father before you.
♪ That your favorite uncle died at dawn ♪
But, Sadie, what a night I had me last night, eh.
- Up here on the stage... [Continues, Indistinct] - ♪ A spider's touch ♪
Did he ring, LV? Did he ding-a-ling? Eh?
Good boy. Jump!
- [TV: Cheering] - Ladies and gentlemen,
Talk finer details and finances.