Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what I'm saying? Some shit needs to get done.

Ronald Reagan is the devil

Did you get that from the campaign website?

but not in the way society would hope or expect.

if he was excited about Obama and he said "eh".

Looks like we the only two people with sense

It is quite understandable for you to be concerned.

I... I pretty much add anybody.

We say, "No, you can't, nigga."

It's really gonna happen. It's all gonna be better now.

A combination of the words "thug" and "magnificent."

that everything is going to change forever?

If you too lazy to hope you a lazy motherfucker,

would you rather be called a "bitch" or a "Michelle"?

the black struggle is officially over.

Tom, I'm trying to watch this.

I heard he works for the feds.

* I got boats I got planes *

And grab some more champagne.

What policies? I heard the nigga speak,

is gonna be like a crazy pimped out Cadillac now,

What's wrong with you?

In many ways, better.

only if you were afraid.

Basically fuck him.

* Obama walked up And said, yes, we can *

He got a problem with a black president.

Man, you making jokes. I'm trying to uplift my Obamas.

Things are totally different now.

Oh, if my nigga Obama gets up in there,

I just think it's about time we had a president

Now I'm Dick Ridin'

Huey Freeman is not really my grandson.

Are you aware that some people are paying

And he has an unlikely companion.

What about the Ivory Coast?

Well, I don't think you can put a price on decades of struggle.

the life of the president and his beautiful monkey family.

How does it feel to be labeled a domestic terrorist?

about talking to anybody about anything?

Hey, everybody, just calm down.

was cutting off my circulation.

For the first time in my life, I am proud to be an American.

Nobody knows exactly how old Robert Freeman is.