Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cool.
I'm so happy to be home.
You poor misunderstood angel.
Okay.
She looks a tad hungry.
Okay.
That's such a sad story.
The last time I really upset them with my blunt truths of time travel.
So far, so good.
Well, the only way to get out early was to volunteer for scientific experimentation.
Oh, Gus, I'm home.
That's just a little play on Shakespeare, fellas, you know, to ease the tension here.
I guess I'll have to... Hey!
Hey, that's me from the past.
No, but you've been a wonderful audience.
No, but along those lines.
In 1977, I got kicked off the police force because when I got passed over for a promotion, I sort of took a whiz on the captain.
How did that happen again?
Um, one, wouldn't it have been better to discuss your complaint with the captain?
Hey, your cockfights suck, you bastard.
Okay, let's give this a shot.
Gus was right about the Twilight Zone.
No!
Excuse me, I'll get it.