Introduction to Statistics - Community [S01E07]

I have a conflict. With the enjoyment of my life.

Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

You are too old to be tripping.

I am Batman.

- He's the only one who can help. - He says he's gonna kill himself,

He couldn't even give me that.

with "Mexican Halloween" as a sexual position.

Yes, I am Batman.

Stop grinding on the women's studies department.

- That resonated with me. - Fine.

Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones.

What in the Pink Floyd?

Let's get this party started!

Whose hands are these?

I am putting my foot down. You understand?

And, more importantly,

I hate when women use Halloween as an excuse to dress up like sluts.

I'm Batman

You have a full-on erection.

- You would eat yourself? - I wouldn't even question it.

It's uncanny how many of my buttons you're finding,

My life is over.

Thought I was dealing with the beastmaster.

Everyone form a circle.

Batman?