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Well, uh...
Well, I would try to eat you really fast, before I got flaccid.
I'm tired of being left out of all our decision making.
- Home? You know, for dinner. - Oh, yeah? What are we havin'?
Gotcha.
There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there.
Uh, I mean, mobbed as in crowded.
Lois, this is crazy.
If only I'd met you first... But whaddaya gonna do?
Tomorrow’s lesson: October is gonna be tomorrow!
Oh, Reginald. Elden Ring Sucks
No, we'll think of a way to fix it.
Whack a sightglass? Off a sightglass? Whack off a sightglass?
Whichever bunny you think is better for shooting a guy in the head.
No, Peter, when we got married we agreed to share our lives.
Hey, forget about it.
- Why, yes, I dare say that's the fellow. - Oh, let's get him.
- Now get outta here, you losers. - What about the foreign guy?
Decent phones, God-fearing phones,
I've been lookin' all over for ya. Look, I gotta call off the hit on my wife.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Aw, come on, you know, the don.
- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
See, marriage is a partnership. If you really love someone, you gotta work together,
Are you Big Fat Paulie?