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Dave chappelle funny.. Oh my god thank you
Sorry, what finishing school did you say you went to?
The don's daughter's wedding. That's perfect.
- Really? You're not just sayin' that? - No, no. It's all Lois.
I had rehearsal for Death of a Salesman, but we can't show death at school,
Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
So I can have dinner with you.
- Thank you, Peter. - Go ahead, try it on.
Really? Oh, my God. Thank you.
All I gotta do is make a call.
I don't know. What if somethin' happens to ya? I'm too old to start dating again.
how'd you like to be a mule?
Whaddaya mean, you thought she'd be six feet under and we'd be able to catch a movie?
Mary says yes.
Oh, uh... I was only supposed to go to a movie with ya.
- You can jot it down on the back of my gun. - Well, you do have an honest face.
Listen, Your Don-ness. I got a little favour to ask.
- It's not too late to have the hit called off? - Yeah.
Go...Pigs!!!!
I Agree
OK, bachelor number one. I'm an ice-cream cone. How are you gonna eat me?
Aw, jeez.