Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Butt Out, Shlomo
I didn't think I'd make a good Gigi either, but, God help me, I was flattered.
Whaddaya gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
What's a SOB?
What the hell are you talking about?
Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet.
Am I Jerry Seinfeld funny? Dave Chappelle funny? What?
- Next. - Aw, crap.
Peter, I'm upset because you never listen to me.
Oh, this is so unexpected.
New song Hii
Big Fat Paulie?
What the hell are you talking about?
This is my friend, Big Fat Paulie... ...And, uhhhh...this is his big fat ass...
I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
I almost forgot. Don't start your car...
how'd you like to be a mule?
You can't just bring company home at the last second without calling.
- Look, I said I'd handle it, and I did. - I suppose you did.
What kind of a guy... what's he like? Is he a friendly don?
- You've got 20. - Hit me.
Yes, good heavens. Who taught you how to eat? Mickey Rourke?
Peter, thank God. Did you take care of...
In Soviet Russia Das Fluten Dutens you!
- 21. - Hit me. Hit me.
Larry wants to whack someone on our honeymoon.
And you know how bad I am at buyin' gifts.
Yeah, I had the doctor look at that.
- No, what time is it? - It's time for you to get your groove back.
- What's on your mind, Petie? - Look, uh, we can't be friends any more.
- It just has a drawing of an engine. - But it only had one previous owner.
Zack Nicholson is Louie Anderson