Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't just go around changing math.

Welcome to FedEx. How can I help you today?

like a 40-year-old woman, fat boy?

I think you're way too fat for your age.

Surgeon General, I believe I know why this is happening.

appointed by Obama?

His balls are 7 centimeters from the base."

Why would we publish the length

Scrawny-ass sissies! Okay, Daniel is a scrawny-ass sissy.

Skeletor's a lady?

Randy's length is 4.4 inches,

I don't have a small penis!

There, you see?

and put the results on the school bulletin board?

MY PENIS IS 13 INCHES LONG!!!

Butters Stotch, 2.2 inches. Is that good?

Oh, suck it, all of you!

See? It's right here at the top.

I'm sick of everyone talk about penis size!

That doesn't make any sense.

You get in trouble again, Cartman?

How would you react if I were to inform you that in my opinion, you are overweight?

than everyone else's because of me?

and it affects each and every one of you!

have gone too far this time!

How do you think you would react

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The winds of change are blowin’