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There he is!
they are at least gonna get the numbers right.
It could be a lot of things.
Use a tape measure and measure my penis yourselves?
Could you read the first example for the class?
Oh, no!
I think you're a fat little boy.
Let's look at it on the graph here.
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length."
I'M NOT FAT IM BIG BONED
No, dude, that's not Skeletor.
What does matter is...
and our president is a socialist
the Terminator secretly had a kid ten years ago,
to control your anger and become a better person.
Yeah, we want our moms to stop trippin, man,
What?
- Says it's an emergency. - Excuse me.
Or else we're gonna bring the Federal Express
with Wayne D, who gets angriest at his mom?
Bitch be callin', be tappin' that shit, mah.
What?
I don't understand it.
I believe, that you are overly overweight for your current point in growth.
right in the Federal Express!
Stupid ass blind liberals!
to assure that each and every American
Okay, what we're going to do now
Get that fatty some mud flaps for his ass!
* The happy train's on track *
Craig Tucker, 2.4 inches.
Because you have an anger problem, Eric.
- All right. - Nice one, Clyde.
on your study sheet.
some very wrong ideas in the past couple of days,
but his adjusted length is 6.3.
That really happened.
put a cap in your ass, bitch, mah!
And, um-
or always finding new reasons to be angry,
when it comes to a man and a woman making love
You get angry about something, you don't think,
and for this poster to be put up at all?
Your theory is fine, Doctor,
Do we got that?
Uh, why don't we do some role-playing now
What, Kyle?