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Yeah.
We have to make them stop.
If they're gonna put us on blast,
is a respectable 1.4 inches!
I am going to fucking kill everybody!
This stupid school and its stupid principal
of our students' private parts?
You got jelly in your belly, you little fat fuck?
Why would they tell everybody that?
What exactly are you angry about?
could accurately measure their junk.
Look, we all get angry,
Fuck! Really?
but when someone is consistently angry,
is channel our various reasons for anger
when someone tells you you got tits
Yeah, that's good.
Hmm.
or else, why would I have called for a new measurement
Does it bother you that the Federal Express
Ah, good question.
Wait.
This country is going to shit!
Oh, yeah, he's a big boy!
In fact, I'd say he's one of the more
Aw, crap!
They're trying to stir up some big thing again,
You all freakin' out 'cause my wiener is smaller
Right, see, what we all need to do
YEAH!
No, they didn't.
We interrupt this newscast for an important message
Whoa, calm down, honey. What do you mean?