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# roostersync
Skeletor's real?
Power to the people! Burn Emmet Brickowski down!
- Not me. - Nah, mah shit be packin', mah.
that all that's important
than what the school said.
* Woo-hoo! Come on! *
What 14-year-old girl? Carol, I would nev-
You saying I got problems like these fucking people?
You just did that to everybody in class!
Please, I'm just saying how amazing you are
I don't care if Obama is president!
We've had enough!
Well, Eric, because I know you want
They wanna measure my wiener? Fine!
Yo, let's cap these bitches, mah.
in more constructive ways, Randy.
It isn't true! It isn't true!
we are always talking about, Eric.
* It's electric and magical *
Hang on, he's comin' back out.
No, I don't have a criminal record!
Well, the school put the sizes of all our penises
This is the last fucking straw!
- Huh! Huh! - Aah!
I must inquire, as to ensure the most professional therapy, Do you possess jelly in your digestive area, you rather small, overweight, good for nothing child?
and I'm an actual doctor
No, dude, fuck you! We're burnin' this shit!
* Because America is back *
Sweetie, come on, put down the-
Look,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Uh, the penis is the thing we're talking about
"Its flaccid girth is one inch in diameter.
And everyone's a Justin Beiber wannabe!
Yeah, dude, they aren't gonna give us what we want.
Those weren't our dick sizes?
I'll have you know that my penis is 1.2 inches
or T.M.I.
What's a penis?
and fascist lies, media control, and-
since their physical last year.