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Let's cap and leave 'em in the back of the buildin', mah.
- And Jews! - Yeah, Jews!
divided by angle of the tip squared.
was implemented long ago
Thank you for coming, parents.
There's no- No, Carol, put down the gun!
UHH! UNH!
Are you homos?
Oh, God damn it!
Are you seriously saying
Surgeon General,
We all want to welcome our new member, Randy.
What are your demands?
we're going to give in to their demands?
who wasn't even born in America!
Butters, I don't have time for this.
When we are talking about penis size,
No, and fuck Kyle!
Power to the people! Melt that professor's head with that fucking ray gun!
'cause them bitches be trippin all the time!
carry the 1, and we can see that
I continue to summon your attention, do you appreciate that? Fecal matter, breast, jelly digestive system?
ain't no fucking good, mah.
Good!
but I still have a bigger penis than you!
Okay, great.
Honestly, I wouldn't really care.
of human sexuality and behavior.
- Argh! - Shh!
is considered above average.
Hello, students, my name is Dr. Marsh,
This is exactly the kind of thing
I'm hung like a horse!
I just seen all this shit frontin', mah.
is now officially moved
* Back and we're back and we're back *
You made everyone else get measured with witnesses.
7 centimeters.
by the angle, or the- what do we call it again?
and they allowed me to speak with them moments ago.
Well, everyone's already seen it.
You're not gonna believe what they did this time, you guys.
We are going to re-measure!
He just cut in front of you in line at the bank.
What if I were to tell you that I think you're fat?
My dick isn't 1.2 inches either.
Well, first of all,
How about the little girl in the brown coat.
Huh? You like that, shitty titty jelly belly?