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Yeah, it's pretty good.
let's see what you got going on down there.
and learn to control it.
Follow along with me on your study sheets, kids.
a little incident at the school.
I wanna drive a car that goes "vram vram vram!"
Okay! Fine! Whatever! Go ahead!
How about you?
The school has gone too far,
Yeah, you see?
What's the point of life, anyways?
So how does our example person, "Randy,"
likes it when we shut down their Federal Express!
that boys have that we're measuring.
and the American Furniture Warehouse!
The yaw, the yaw of the shaft.
We're gonna take down the Federal Expresses,
between anger and T.M.I.
Butters, put your clothes on!
* There's excitement in the air *
immediately!
Yo, bitch! You think you bad.
is not affiliated at all with the federal government?
Your wiener is not 13 inches long!
and complain because they say
We've waited long enough, Randy!
Oh, that's cool.
I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Your son doesn't seem to be triggered by anger at all.
divided by mass over width.
And then Skeletor gets angry and wants to fight him!
Wait, it says mine's only 2.1 inches.
Fellow Americans,
You don't go around putting little boys on blast,
Big ol' jiggly fatty butt!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
And we wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!
up on a big chart in the school hallway!