Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was giving you a compliment.
Football? You don't have the haunches for it.
To be honest, moms aren't all that great.
Why do you even have a gun?
When her eyes spark with recognition,
Starting now, I'm doing what it takes
Your mother's dementia is progressing rapidly.
Henrietta, what are you doing?
I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand
This last year I spent some time away
birthed as it was through violent uprising,
Henrietta, orange juice. Now!
No?
and schedule a sit-down with Courtney Portnoy's team
Henrietta, could I trouble you for some orange juice, please?
Although my official stated political opinion
-Hey. Konichiwa, Princess Mulan. -Just leave us alone, okay?
-Definitely not. -Damn.
[Diane] Let's get one thing out of the way right now.
Whoa, whoa, Ethan, this man is our guest!
I'm sorry. I was an awful boyfriend to you.
We just have to keep the story on Courtney,
Of course not!
Because even one death from the bullet of a female gun owner
who commit 90 percent of murders, it's the crazy hysterical women
I don't know! My instincts just kicked in.
What are my constituents supposed to do,
Possession of any firearm is now illegal in the state of California.
...running around with guns makes anybody safer.
- Ms. Taken is coming out next month. -I know, sir.
-Gimme the remote! -This isn't right!
I was an awful client, and I was an awful friend.
I'm A Ryan Seacrest Type.
and now I just carry it everywhere. Do you want to hold it?
I lied. I lied about the fudgesicle.
No!
Sure. But when you get there, you're gonna be DOA.
and she's never gonna know just how much I hate her.
-there has been another mass shooting. -[groans]
If I'm not getting credit for coming, what's the point?
Yeah, you want to look pretty for when Death comes to visit.