Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I tolerate Greendale.

The legend that a Greendale computer professor...

If I come over there...

- Calm before the storm. - Says the storm generator.

"I don't think it's nice to pigeonhole people's gimmicks."

That's because it's a community college.

Jeff, you made Annie cry.

...made love to a computer...

How about that name?

Save Greendale Committee, unite.

- Dean, start learning Swedish. - I'll do my best.

What's a party? A party is a person or a group of persons...

Buried treasure!

- Too ripe. - You've been doing this for 30 minutes.

- Are you sure, Jeffrey? - I promise.

It's essentially the same, I'm sure, just a bit more focused.

I would appreciate some knocking. Do you know what goes on in here?

Well, maybe you already have. You're teaching, and you like it.

And I know you think it's a weakness, but believe me, it's your strength.

This was gonna help me get organised.

So, what are you gonna do?

He has sex with one computer, and that's his legacy?

This is going to be the most boring thing to happen here...

Oh, Richie, you're my friend, but that is the last thing you need.

...that means we're in trouble, and we are not in trouble.

All right, no story.