Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I recognize your dominance. -[Myc] But-- Ow!
Kind of a dick?
Just
You had a hard time for a long time, but you did something brave.
[laughs awkwardly] Oh… this?
[suspenseful music plays]
Oh, of course, like how some celebrities are reptoids
What's in Appleton?
which leads to political power, their own military.
We don't even know who they are!
Yes, and…
-[helicopters blades whir] -[tires screech]
-[timer buzzes] -Motherfucker!
[dramatic music plays]
[in English] I've seen enough anime to know which holes these go in!
His hair swoops just like mine!
To do the bidding of the "Black Robes"?
[suspenseful music plays]
[Air Bud barks]
It's where I first learned empathy from your mother's touch.
I'm a wordsmith!
Which is why I made all of this.
We knew you didn't have what it takes to do this job!
and the dogpocalypse should be fine. [gasps]
[sobs]
[Myc] It's your character arc, Brett.
Maybe this room makes me sentimental.
from a timeline where Air Bud was a documentary.
[Myc] Great. Let's vaporize this puppy!
sandblast the Pepsi logo off the moon,
[sighs]
They just see you as a friendly doofus that nobody's gonna miss.
Long story, but I found a solution too.
You have to kill this dog to save our universe.
[elevator dings]
[in alien language] Please accept this gift basket.
Massive anomaly detected right here in DC.
Completely unbiased,
but then I met you,
it's that the world doesn't need a fucking basketball-playing dog!