Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you say to the accusation
That's not really a drumroll.
Aw, shit! I'm gonna get so many questions about this hair.
Here comes the burning tank story where he saves the one guy
Oh, well. You didn't get much of a chance to speak, did you?
Yes.
and I'm very much looking forward
Well, hit Chung with inexperience
of "everything's fine."
the American people wanna listen to.
Let me tell you something. Thornhill's the one to watch,
when young people find it increasingly hard to find work.
Oh, my God. Twitchy is back.
- Okay. - Oh, Wendy. I'll text her.
- He fucked her. - Oh-hh!
Our economy is going down the drain.
Somebody should check if they're having makeup sex.
Tim Houston on debate night
Draw down troops abroad, lock down the budget at home.
I've only ever used this voice,
- HA-HA. - What, are you laughing at us, "Pee-wee Sperman"?
Is that how it's gonna work?
- Shouldn't you get off the field? - You know, ma'am...
- I love it. Do you love it? - Yeah.
and I have no skeletons whatsoever in my closet.
When you feel it happening, maybe you smile through it.
Vice Preside Selina Meyer.
that you had all the numbers on the "sanctuary states."
Holy crapcakes! They're loving her.
- What? Oh, my God. - Well, maybe... I don't know if it's gonna be "Baywatch."
Maddox dialed "M" for "Murdered Himself."
- Okay. - Yeah.
Hey, Jackson, are you working for him and not telling us?
- Yeah. - I'm gonna redecorate.
Yeah, well, like I said before, I forgive you.
There are some loopholes.
But we can't do it without bipartisan support.
I think I might be coming down with a bug or something.
She can practice that.
Well, I could add the word "cookie" on the end for no reason.
- Oh, okay. - Sorry to interrupt, ma'am.
Thornhill just ran the Thornhill story,
which makes my Thornhill story useless.
- The three Rs. - Oh, the three Rs.
I'm not gonna ignore that.
and then decided that he hadn't finished yet.
the economy... jobs...
- Nobody cares. - Yeah, okay.
No, but you just did.
Because you need them all. Otherwise you'd be screwed.
Okay.
"Daddy, I've never been less proud of you."
Maybe a crack whore if we’re lucky
No, it's fine. Don't, don't.