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Actually, you know what? Here you go, buddy.
or baseball or... plugs.
for the mortgage out of her savings.
Yes, it's fine. Thank you very much.
- Do you think that would be a good idea? - Good idea.
Congressman Furlong, can you be Joe Thornhill?
- Look at you. - Look at you.
You know what? I would like to hear what the coach has to say.
to corroborate the story. Wait, wait, wait.
Neither did George Washington.
Pierce may be a sitting fuck, but...
I believe they still call it the White House, ma'am.
you sinking shit.
- Renew. - Yes.
who's spent my entire professional career
Okay, do you think we could add extensions or something?
- That sounds like a slogan, folks.
well, I guarantee you...
You're naive. Welcome to politics.
is to find those loopholes
World's worst boy-band member ever right there.
How would you address this issue?
- It's not that bad. - No, as a "hole," it's not that bad.
He looks like he just came out of the bathroom
Oh, well, I'm the hip-hop governor of Minnesota
And my record clearly shows
we're going all the way to the pennant.
from a burning tank...
If I get your vote,
- Right. - I think necks are neat.
I just told Wendy that Ray picked the hat,
'Cause it frames my face. Yeah.
I didn't say anything about FLOTUS.
Mind you, he'd have to be.
and I'm certainly a fan of humor...
"Repel"? Why did she say "repel"?