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They're solid as a rock, rock, rock.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
So now you have to tell me about FLOTUS.
Former Secretary of Defense George Maddox.
I wouldn't say "repel" is a strong word.
we can make it an affair to remember.
You don't have the facial gravitas for a beard.
- Mm-hmm. - And I'm still very sorry that I... you know,
I make the decisions in my office,
Very good. Now compare yourself to Lincoln and Buddha.
Our line can be "Thornhill's hitting home runs and away runs."
You gonna hit one out of the park, "Shoeless Joe"?
by saying I would like to be the first
Maybe a fourth R? Maybe just "relax."
I'm talking about the dog.
but then Selina said that he didn't,
- Thornhill had an affair? - What the hell is wrong with you?
- You go right ahead. - Thank you. I just wanted to make sure
the plug as well.
We need to find the "smoking hon'."
to your, you know, mental head issues.
- but was too afraid to ask for. - Right.
Don't sweat it.
Successful companies like Clovis in Silicon Valley,
No, don't look at the twitch. Focus on the "dead dad lady."
Jesus, that is a wicked twitch.
Oh, Jesus, Kent. It was, like, three weeks ago.
and then into the hole... or off the map.
Yeah, is there a smoking condom?
As in "honey." That doesn't work.
FLOTUS? What about FLOTUS?
and I'm coming off as too soft,
- Don't do it. - It's too much buildup.
Are we all allowed to speak at once now?
I just want to say I'm sorry if I wasn't very sympathetic
- No. - Madam Vice President, 30 seconds to air.
that Thornhill might have had an affair.
I know. It seems every time she says "repel,"
- That's good, I like that. - Thanks, guys.
See? Basilly brain-dead. Don't worry.
And now to you, Madam Vice President.
here at the University of New Hampshire...
We need to repel the enemies of America.
Boy, I do not know what I saw in you.
- "Reform, reaffirm, renew." - No, "renew."
...immigrants whose descendants, of course, run companies.
They've got more flip-flops than the cast of "Baywatch."
It's especially true with opening debates.
But we wanna stay above the hole.
I call it my "three Rs."
No, I didn't. Remember that third R.
She does not say nay to Ray. You know what I'm sayin'?
Ma'am, this is the haircut that your head has always wanted,
She's become distracted by the trappings of her office.
- Very good. - What is it with you two?
And I'm absolutely gonna get to that.
where I had the good fortune to visit earlier this year.
- We need to out this affair. - Yeah, we do.
she attracts more voters.
because the rest of your day is a logistical hell.
No...