Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How did you get a kid so fast?
Should I grow a mustache?
No, Stan, you're kicked out of Christianity.
and I hereby officially accept.
with a wispy Christache,
What, uh... what do hookers like?
We have to get to the Vatican
- Turns out it's the holy grail. - Nice.
Okay, what do you want, little boy?
Enjoy-a your visit.
Well, that's just great!
Almost done with what?
You're not getting past super positive Asian Roland Chang.
and I saw this orphanage and...
Don't touch my Satan baby!
was really, really funny.
Adoption takes years.
You mean change religions?
Can we go? I'm thirsty.
Ooh!
Don't be mad.
Hayley, meet our son.
Wipe. Better.
Audition?
What's wrong with me? Different boss, same old song. I try so hard. Is that what's wrong? It's like all I do is plan for joy I don't get to feel.