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- Uh, yeah, I can't talk right now. - I'm speechless, too.
- Okay. - Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it,
I get it, Ted.
someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time,
(HICCUPS)
Now that you mention it,
I have been so busy.
This is good. We're learning stuff.
of all the single people in New York
(MAN CHATTERING)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
I used to think that's just every relationship.
They're funny and adorable and totally worth having to take six Benadryl a day.
And since she's basically me, maybe you won't feel guilty.
I had an aunt in the Coast Guard.
You will not believe who we saw tonight.
that's apparently medically legitimate.
(JEN GIGGLING)
We were checking out Mustache Marshall.
Until the fall of 2009, when I finally had a date that was different
Since our first date, we've done a complete lap
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
My girlfriend is at a strip club with me and she couldn't care less.
I went on a blind date with seven years earlier.
- Why? - No, I said, "Guess who?"