Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe your father?
What? Is that you, Bart?
I leave you $10,000
Dad, anyone can get scammed. Even me.
Bart, don't you remember?
How many knives have you even sold?
- ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Money talks ♪
Mmm.
Okay, I know this seems bad, but... but, uh...
Now, off to add more blackout dates
final will and testament.
♪ Here comes the money ♪
married a smusher‐‐ those were the fellas you hired
It's not his fault. Some scammer
Your Social Security number has been compromised.
Face it, genius:
We're not gonna need Social Security.
I can handle my money.
holding cell costs and handcuff tax.
to get him out of any kind of jam.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
(gasps) I knew it!
(laughs) I don't sell them.
ALL: Shaming is blaming.
$500 worth of appetizers.
But how can you miss money you never knew you had?
Where the hell did you get that kind of money,
in a online billiards forum.
(huffs)
No. No.
for a new fundraising thermometer.
No, you can sell other people on selling them.
to take my prize:
Aw, don't worry about that.