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Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
Okay. That should just about do it.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
In my nightmares.
[SCREAMING]
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
I don't know what you want me to say.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
[LAUGHING]
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
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Okay.
I would understand
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
Whoa.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
It's a Ducati.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
Yes, yes, I do.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
On that thing?
And how do we control the external? With one word.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
No, I don't at all.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
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Oh, my God.
Thank you.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
[BOTH CHEERING]
You may be my last loan.
They may come in any form.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
You paused.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
Okay.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
It's starting.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
Would you like a release?
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
It's me again.
[APPLAUSE]
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
- Say it again. - Yes!
Do you dance?
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
Yeah.
So let's be scared together.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
I got blisters on my fingers
I've been thinking...
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
Oh. Yeah, right.
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Yeah. Sure.
You have given out...
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
ALL: Surprise!
Are you ready to make a covenant?
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
Good evening, Los Angeles
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
[PHONE RINGS]
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I don't know. I think I love you.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
HOBO: And what did you say?
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
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- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.