Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
No, I don't at all.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
In my nightmares.
You may be my last loan.
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Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
[BOTH CHEERING]
And how do we control the external? With one word.
It's a Ducati.
Oh, my God.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
[SCREAMING]
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
HOBO: And what did you say?
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
Whoa.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
On that thing?
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
Okay.
Oh. Yeah, right.
They may come in any form.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
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PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
- Say it again. - Yes!
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
[APPLAUSE]
It's gonna be a crazy night.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
It's starting.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
Would you like a release?
Okay. That should just about do it.
I don't know. I think I love you.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
ALL: Surprise!
[PHONE RINGS]
I would understand
Yes, yes, I do.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
You paused.
[LAUGHING]
I have been such a dick and a douche.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Do you dance?
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
You have given out...
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
Okay.
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Good evening, Los Angeles
I got blisters on my fingers
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
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- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
I've been thinking...
It's me again.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
So let's be scared together.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
Thank you.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.