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I don't know. I think I love you.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
It's a Ducati.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
[APPLAUSE]
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
Oh. Yeah, right.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
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It's gonna be a crazy night.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
In my nightmares.
- Say it again. - Yes!
Okay. That should just about do it.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
You paused.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
Yes, yes, I do.
Whoa.
On that thing?
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
No, I don't at all.
[LAUGHING]
ALL: Surprise!
It's me again.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
Oh, my God.
I've been thinking...
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
[SCREAMING]
I would understand
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
You have given out...
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
They may come in any form.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
[PHONE RINGS]
Okay.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
Do you dance?
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
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It's starting.
I got blisters on my fingers
HOBO: And what did you say?
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
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Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
You may be my last loan.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
Yeah. Sure.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
Yeah.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
Good evening, Los Angeles
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Okay.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
Would you like a release?
So let's be scared together.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
Thank you.
[BOTH CHEERING]