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[LAUGHING]
You have given out...
You may be my last loan.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
Good evening, Los Angeles
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Oh, my God.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
[APPLAUSE]
[BOTH CHEERING]
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
I don't know. I think I love you.
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Okay.
Yes, yes, I do.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
Yeah.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
It's me again.
HOBO: And what did you say?
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
Whoa.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Thank you.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
On that thing?
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
Yeah. Sure.
Okay. That should just about do it.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
Would you like a release?
ALL: Surprise!
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
I don't know what you want me to say.
I've been thinking...
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
So let's be scared together.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
And how do we control the external? With one word.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
You paused.
It's a Ducati.
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...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
In my nightmares.
Okay.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
No, I don't at all.
They may come in any form.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
I got blisters on my fingers
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
[SCREAMING]
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Oh, come on, give me a break.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
- Say it again. - Yes!
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
Oh. Yeah, right.
I would understand
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Do you dance?
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It's starting.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
[PHONE RINGS]
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.