Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
[LAUGHING]
Yeah.
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
ALL: Surprise!
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
So let's be scared together.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
And how do we control the external? With one word.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
You may be my last loan.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
In my nightmares.
Yeah. Sure.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
Oh. Yeah, right.
I would understand
It's gonna be a crazy night.
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
You paused.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
Good evening, Los Angeles
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
Would you like a release?
Do you dance?
[APPLAUSE]
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
[PHONE RINGS]
You have given out...
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
Okay.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
Okay.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
[SCREAMING]
On that thing?
Yes, yes, I do.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Okay. That should just about do it.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Whoa.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
I don't know what you want me to say.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It's a Ducati.
No, I don't at all.
I got blisters on my fingers
I have been such a dick and a douche.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Are you ready to make a covenant?
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
It's me again.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
I've been thinking...
It's starting.
I don't know. I think I love you.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
Thank you.
[BOTH CHEERING]
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
HOBO: And what did you say?
They may come in any form.
- Say it again. - Yes!
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?