Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been thinking...
Okay.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
Oh, come on, give me a break.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
It's a Ducati.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
Good evening, Los Angeles
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
Thank you.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
Oh. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
[SCREAMING]
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
I would understand
Okay.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
You have given out...
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
I don't know what you want me to say.
On that thing?
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
- Say it again. - Yes!
It's starting.
[LAUGHING]
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
Okay. That should just about do it.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
It's me again.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
They may come in any form.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
I got blisters on my fingers
Yes, yes, I do.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
No, I don't at all.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
Yeah.
ALL: Surprise!
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Yeah. Sure.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
So let's be scared together.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
You paused.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
[PHONE RINGS]
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Are you ready to make a covenant?
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
You may be my last loan.
[BOTH CHEERING]
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
[APPLAUSE]
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
Do you dance?
HOBO: And what did you say?
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
Would you like a release?
I don't know. I think I love you.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
In my nightmares.