Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan.
she'll take everybody to Chuck E. Cheese.
Give me some champagne. I need a victory sip.
I know, Mommy.
He's not a celebrity.
The arrival of the janitors.
I'm fine with whatever you wanna do.
- Get out of my face. - What?
An incredibly heavy sleeper.
The reason I'm here is, first of all,
- You told her? - Yes, he did.
I'm gonna write your vows for you.
Not gonna happen. I just told Carla to order 100,000 twisty bottoms.
That was Father Paul. We can't read our own vows.
Sweetheart, I slept like a log.
- You haven't broken up with her yet. - I've decided to stay with her forever.
Can I get a little more wine, please?
One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan.
Congratulations, sir.