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I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.
When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans.
- Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop.
- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad.
and I love that you are...
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice
- You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where?
Don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her.
you will be my baby forever, baby.
Until we had to put their horse down.
I see kids. I see minivans.
You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man.
Cool.
Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"?
sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,
I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.
Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.
Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers.
- What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity.
that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.