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Don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
and I love that you are...
sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,
Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"?
Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers.
- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad.
I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.
- Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop.
Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.
If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice
I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.
When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans.
Cool.
I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her.
that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man.
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
- What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity.
Until we had to put their horse down.
I see kids. I see minivans.
you will be my baby forever, baby.
Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.
- You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where?
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,