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It was so dull, I had to read pamphlets just to stay awake.
Like you got right now. Just like that one.
Maybe you idealise women, and no one lives up to your standards.
What the...? It's like a mechanical vice.
- We're not fighting anymore. - How long has this been going on?
What the hell's wrong with me?
- No hard feelings, bra? - There's hard feelings.
- My parents are coming to town. - We must eat with them.
someone I had recently been intimate with.
But even though it was gonna be tough, I knew exactly what I had to do.
I can't imagine anything I care less about.
maybe we can focus on what this wedding weekend is supposed to be about.
Damn these twisty bottoms. We need more clicky tops.
I love that you're the last person I wanna talk to before I go to sleep.
I needed to talk to someone who understood me,
It is.
I didn't notice cos I was up all night with Jack.
Promise me you'll get along.
I do like the special birthday sex.
Say the soup thing.
Like the way she puts out a cigarette,
- Idiot. - Tattletale.
I don't see anybody else around, soap jockey.
and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29.
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