Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Or we could shoot rats at the dump. - Dammit. She's perfect on paper.

- Who knows what love really is? - I do.

- Boyfriend? - Should I not have said that?

- A clicky top. - Does this mean we're amigos?

We love hanging out with each other. Maybe that's love.

It's killing me that I could be hurting her. You're a very loud chewer.

Most guys would've caught me. I love that you didn't.

- My mom is perfect. - Look, kid, you're just confused.

- How can you not remember those... - Oh, God, the two guys.

I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?

Thanks for letting me crash at your place while Carla's family's in town.

When it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, when you sleep, I turn it off.

- What's going on with you? - Jordan and I aren't...

How did it go picking up my brother at the airport?

When I asked you if you wanted to write your vows, you said yes.

I know that makes you angry, but...

That's a hard act to follow.

- I like stupid movies. - Let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight.