Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baby, I'm joking.
I'd stay out of his way. He lost the election for union president.
- Why is your mouth red? - Duct tape, morgue drawer.
you and your mother are basically the same person
you will never find a woman who will love you as much as I do.
We're getting married tomorrow. Why aren't you excited?
Sometimes it can be hard to understand.
No.
It's no problem. See you, roomie.
I'll buy a whole new wardrobe. To pay for it, we'll sell one of your shoes.
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
but because she would see how happy you've made me
You're so much like your mother you wouldn't have listened anyway.
Come on, man. That was When Harry Met Sally.
Their mom was trying to sing that song.
What's wrong with me?