Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, Dad, I'm all done.
It was a great ride, but I must say goodbye.
Dude jacking off...
Your profile is one of the most powerful.
If you want to find some quality friends, you're going to have to wade through all the D!#@$ first.
What did I tell you!
It's not as hard as it sounds. Have you ever heard of Chatroulette?
That's why I came to you.
There's a lot of profiles here!
- Dump him. - I can't do that. I just feel too bad.
Stop! I'm sorry!
It would be fine except my farm is starting to shrink.
- What? - Is that all I am? A big joke?
Ignore.
- I didn't even pay any attention to... - You like being single?
Confirm.
I have more friends than you'll ever have in the real world.
That's kinda cool.
This my friend Kyle. He's looking for some new friends.
Word on the street!
Just to be clear, you and I are not friends?
You don't have a chance in here, user! You pathetic little...
How's it goin'?