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"You've asked to delete your profile, if this is an error hit cancel."
Let the game commence!
- Excuse me, my name is... - Ignore.
The fact of the matter is I'm up and running now
and steer clear of Kyle!
One round only! Begin!
That does it!
His birthday is coming up,
'cause people think I'm cool, dude.
- My friend Kyle is a Jew too! - That's cool.
And you better change your status to in a relationship!
- Could you tell me how... - Ignore.
I think the more time you spend with your friend the better.
I should just dump Kip as a friend, but that's terrible to do, and...
Maybe I should put in another field of corn there.
You will play the game for the amusement of the users.
I was starting to think this was nothing but dudes jacking off.
We set ourselves up on webcam.
And as we all know, chick friends are worth triple what dude friends are.
I told you I don't wanna be on Facebook!
Who is more powerful, the user or the profile?
This is your fault!
I'm gonna count fives, my five box.
So then go get on Facebook and fertilize my crops?
And then maybe put a sign up to comment on my farm.
I showed him all the pictures of me in that Halloween costume last year!
"Cute in your bunny costume?" What is that supposed to mean?
Am I a joke to you?
What the hell is...
Kyle Broflovski's stock is plummeting.
User saw you're friends with Kip who only has one friend.
but ending a friendship is never easy.
Are you gonna add me as a friend?
Hold on!