Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's really people out there without a Facebook friend?

I've been trying!

Butters Stotch is enjoying Stan's chat party!

Bring up my Facebook page and see what it says my status is!

I won't get sucked into this!

We know it's hard to get started, but we have a surprise for you.

- They are getting to know each other. - It's amazing.

It says that you are currently

Let's see who our first chat partner is.

It's a stupid click of a button that takes two seconds.

Looking up gwain saga be like

She's in the hospital, and you won't be friends with her!

I'm your profile.

Fuck your crops!

Can't let me do that? What?

Ate pork chop for dinner,

Everyone should have one Facebook friend.

Think I'll add some more pigs.

Tom Davis says hello to Linda Green's profile!

I won't start doing the farming stuff! I'm not getting sucked into that!

and his mom is taking everyone to Casa Bonita.

What's the matter?

people view your friendship as a liability.

because he is poison and won't make a comeback soon!

Hello fellow, Facebookers. I'm here to do one thing:

All right. You don't have to add any friends.

- Kip! Really? - You did?

I mean I do, but...

"Totally sure?"