Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right here.
You spend more time with your buddy Kyle today?
He's got no Facebook friends.
And I sent you a funny picture, and you didn't respond to it.
Dude jacking off...
Looking around Facebook today, we see that since adding loser Kip,
All right, enough! Everybody just shut up!
Mom, Dad! I made a friend today!
I can try.
His friend lives on a farm?
Could you give me a poke sometime soon?
That's not what your profile said.
If you're a friend of Jimmy's, you'll luck into 90 chick friends.
Who wants to play Yahtzee?
You cannot stop it now.
But now you can be friends with all of us!
Sorry, I'm just so confused. I really need a friend right now.
Delete!
Isayah Zordon is deleting Kyle Broflovski as a friend.